I'm back to have a little chat with my favorite friend. I love this new beneficial friendship I've created for us, and I think it's time to take it to the next level $$$

You finally sought out help for your chronic masturbation and your new doctor is the best of the best! You thought you were coming in just for a brief introduction, but she's got another idea in mind...

You crave my divine cunt and you'd do anything just to get a glimpse of it. Too bad for you I don't show pathetic bastards like yourself my ethereal holes. But that doesn't mean I won't tease you with it.

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All tiny dicks need to be locked up ASAP, and yours is definitely not an exception. Today I'll be telling you exactly why little worm cocks should be put in a little cage and never be free again. I'm going to tell you the honest truth about your sad worm, but I think you can take my criticism. And if you can't, that's not my problem!

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I think it's time to spice things up in your life. Today I'm introducing you to your new sexuality; pixelsexual. How exciting! You're going to find out just how exhilarating denial can be.

Your brain has been polluted with the lie that is you being an "alpha male". There is no such thing as an alpha male! I'm here to wake you the fuck up from this delusion and bring to back down to reality, cockroach.

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You've been my friend for a while now, and I want to take things to the next level. No, I'm no talking about dating. I'm talking about you funding my life! It'll be like becoming friends with benefits ;)