You’ll get used to the pinching, dear... after all, you’d sacrifice anything for your wife, wouldn’t you? See these...

Hey dweeb, We all thought you should help out with my new domination career if you wanna live under this roof. Yes, we are...

I think you need a tutorial for twerking, grinding, walking and over all how to be a sexy girl! Should we start with lips...

Are ya sure you wanna do this loser? I mean there’s no going back from foot licking pictures...after these get out nobod...

I give you props for going about your life actin normal when I know you really wish you could just stay in this position a...

Lean in closer... I’ve got something to explain to you and it’s always best when a new guy hears about it pressed up c...

It’s not every day a guy loses his ding dong, haha. I see by your paperwork that you flew in and specifically wanted me ...

I hope your hungry. Be grateful I feed you at all or let you eat your food off my perfect feet! I've been walking around a...