Goon Friday

Simps like you are drawn to my big, perfect tits like moths to a flame. They fuel the fire of your gooning sessions like n...

Look at you, back again, you silly toy! I knew you couldn't stay away. That spiral is already pulling you in, isn't it? It...

You kinda hate me huh? Your jealousy and bitterness when it comes to me is overwhelming sometimes isn’t it? I’m hot, I...

You know you're powerless to resist the magnetic pull of my voice, don't you, silly boy? I'm not just a Goddess, I'm the v...

You desperately desire to be mine and all that that entails, don’t you? You’ve been sitting on the sidelines, taking i...

Close your eyes. Breathe. Let this fantasy flicker behind your eyelids: maxed out credit cards, overdrawn accounts, that g...

Your marriage will be barely hanging on by a thread after this. I mean, imagine trying to fuck her again after you’ve se...

Caught red-handed again, step-son? Dear old Pop’s trophy wife is here to put your filthy habits on blast. This sparkly p...

We both know that this is your kryptonite. Big, shiny tits in your silly fucking face. You can't help but come back time a...

Think you can survive this tease hell, silly boy? In this mindfuck masterpiece, I'll mock your obsession with me, my curvy...

Let's face it, I'm the one you really want to be your Valentine anyway. You'd much rather spend your day gooning yourself ...

I want to play a game. You like games, don't you? Don't worry, the rules are simple. I'm going to tease you mercilessly wi...