You are really trying - I have to give you credit for that - but I want to be honest with you, when no one else is: YOU will NEVER be a real man - not even in the slightest! You don't believe me? Then why are you home alone again, looking for the right jerk-off material? Why isn't there a hot woman sitting next to you right now? Why did you get stuck on this particular clip? Notice anything? Forget the idea that you could ever play in the same league! (GERMAN CLIP)