Ich liebe Strichlisten. Zur rechten Zeit liefern sie mir immer zuverlässig eine schöne Zahl, die den Ärger mit Freude aufwerten wird. Aber mit einer Schätzung von 20-30 Hieben lag mein Sklave deutlich daneben! Nächstes Mal wird das wohl besser…
From time to time my slaves get a share of annoying paperwork so that I can enjoy my free time. Now, however, it is not a gift of time if I have more work proofreading than if I would do the work myself. German grammar is already a fine thing, whereas 3 categories of errors made me itch particularly bad: Comma placement, das/dass, and where a sentence begins and ends.
I love checklists. At the right time they always reliably provide me with a nice number, which will add joy to the trouble. But with an estimate of 20-30 strokes, my slave was clearly wrong! Next time it will probably be better... (GERMAN CLIP)