Love & Masochism

This is the longer, *safer* version of the clip it follows. You are a scared little **** and have trouble with your....**...

The first thing you need to do is admit that you have a problem....

The thing about men is...you're all pretty similar. The same things get to you over and over. Your brain is designed to b...

I'm known for my bluntness. And for the melodic tones with which it is delivered. Maybe you've been watching a long time a...

Every time you click on a clip "just to read" the description, you lose a little bit more control. The fact that...

You're a conflicted step-son of a bitch. Buy this; it will make your life easier....

You've made it to this point. You realize your fate. You want to enjoy the feeling of giving up. You want to break down in...

Look at that. We're at the same party. You're with your girlfriend. And I recognize that knowing look in your eyes. You're...

It's ridiculous for you to be in agony like this....

You're a trick. But you're actually worse than that, aren't you? You paid us to come have dinner with you but we have a ...

You've been having intrusive thoughts. Everyday, you are interrupted by an idea. You've tried everything to block it out.....

I wont let you down easy. It takes me very little effort to have an effect on you. But no matter what you do, you cant hav...