So, how was The Budget for you? Oh of course... Poor you... The SQUEEZED MIDDLE... No disposable income, no holiday, pay deductions, pending redundancy... It's BLEAK isn't it? WELL NOT FOR LUCY!!! The hilarious thing is that even though its the recession, the only outcome of this budget is she is now being TAXED LESS!!! Haha, oh the irony!!
Anyway, for you, that was not the important budget. You've bought this clip to hear about LUCY'S BUDGET. The budget that you are going to learn to live your life by. The budget that will most probably end up in divorce, bankruptcy and who knows what else... The budget that includes, the percentage of tax she will collect from your on NET income, company car contributions, shoe tax etc etc... And as for the DEFICIT REDUCTION PLAN you've been hearing about. OH no no no, Lucy's going to give you a BIGGER DEFICIT SURPLUS. Funded by every credit card, every loan and pay day company you can find!