Our heroine is so excited to have gotten mail today detailing her upcoming school reunion. no one in her class was more proud about the ol' alma mater than she was back in the day. However these days,,Things haven't quite lived up to expectations since then. She spends ALL her time at home, working as a telemarketer, ordering all of her meals out, doing all of her shopping online. Someone as VERY short and VERY unflattering as her (well, let's call it what it is: dumpy and frumpy!) tends not to venture out much. having had nicknames in school such as "Speed Bump" and "The Troll" probably didn't help much either. But the curiosity swells within her, she just HAS to go to this Reunion, but how can she possibly pull it off without it being a complete and total disaster? And then, the idea occurs to her, she had actually made an online order for a Magic Wishing Ring months ago, but she was so busy with work when it had arrived that she had never even opened the package!
As she places it on her finger, she's not expecting much to become of this "magic" ring; it was probably all a big hoax anyway, but what did she have to lose? But to be safe, she starts with something small, how about fixing her terribly horrible eyesight? "I want PERFECT vision," she musters up. But her vision gets worse... until she realizes to remove those thick? could its powers be all used up already? No way to know without trying again... "I want the PERFECT face!" And slowly but surely, things begin to change. First, her dreary skin becomes porcelain clear and smooth. Then, her eyes are adorned with the sexiest of lashes, brows, and liners. Which is followed by her lips turning the hottest of fire-engine reds. And that bird's nest of hair becomes silky and shiny, and then it becomes longer... and then it becomes even LONGER yet. Wow--she had seen faces like this in magazines, but never in real life. and she would never had dreamed that a face like this could be... HERS! The seeds of confidence are starting to sprout. what's next? "I want the PERFECT [notice a trend] chest!!" And as if she were hooked up to a hose, her breasts begin to swell and Swell and SWELL. What was a blouse does not survive under the pressure; what had been a baggy bra now appears as if it were a teeny bikini top by comparison. The excitement continues to mount, "I want the PERFECT waist... and hips... and butt!!!" And as if like a symphony, they contract and expand in harmony, and the Perfect hourglass look is achieved. Could the excitement be gaining a touch of greediness, as if she is starting to realize that, maybe just maybe, the only thing stopping her is the limits of her own imagination?! Let's continue to put this ring to the test, "I want the PERFECT legs!!!!" And not only do her legs become toned and curvaceous, but upon standing she quickly becomes delighted by the fact that they are now long enough to give her a "normal" height. But she wants more; after having to put up with "Speed Bump" throughout school, she wants-no, DEMANDS-to be the one looking down on everyone else! "I want to be six feet-no, make that SEVEN feet tall!" And she stretches and telescopes more and more; what makes it even more delicious is that not only has she gotten taller but oh-so curvier too.
Now that she has become the Total Package, it's now time for some gift wrapping. "I want the PERFECT outfit!" She is now the epitome of sexy perfection, but do I sense a touch of cynicism as well? "Not bad, but this color just doesn't go with my eyes and makeup. I want a MORE PERFECT outfit!" another transformation ensues. She now realizes that she will be the envy of all the other girls in her class, and probably every girl who's ever attended that school in its entire history. In one night, they will all become as obsessed with her beauty as she had been of them way back when. Now, how to get back at the boys? "I've got it! with this Ring, I can take turns with each of the boys one-by-one, instantly becoming their Ideal Dream Girl, teasing them to the point of ecstasy, only to deny them what they TRULY want but by then they will all have become my love-slaves, even though they know that they'll NEVER taste the sweetness of this Perfect Body!" But what defines the Ideal Dream Girl? "They all seemed to be obsessed with those magazine models..." and she instantly becomes one herself, albeit more closely approaching a Playboy Bunny! She takes inventory of herself from head to toe, each and every one of her flawless features! "Of course, what boy doesn't swoon for a hot swimsuit cover model? All of those jock boys will be at my mercy!" But what about her rivals in the geeky school Computer Club? They would need something a bit different, a bit more... heroic?! "I know exactly what to do with them!" and a spin or two later, she is a Perfect Superheroine! "Those computer geeks always liked to stretch their imagination, and when they see a real-life superheroine like this, I'll bet they get a stretch between their legs as well as between the ears!" She is totally pleased, totally excited, and totally full of herself. The Reunion can't come soon enough, "but until then, I think I'll go outside and work on my superpowers. Anybody wanna 'practice' with me?"
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