About Me

By calling you acknowledge that you are calling this line TO SPEND MONEY AND OBEY. ALL TRANSACTIONS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE. You will speak to me respectfully, and you will obey every command. If a command cannot be completed you will explain why (respectfully.), I do not care if you hang up the phone without saying goodbye but ALWAYS be on your best behavior while on the phone or texting me.

Listen to a sample of my voice!