Human women just aren't doing it for you anymore, strudel. I know. You need MORE. More color, more noise, more rubber chickens in the bedroom. TALK to me. Tell me about your secret clown fetish, the women's underwear you wear on the sly, admit you've always wondered what its like to fuck a clown. Maybe you need help cumming tonight and want to do it carny-style. Or just call up and talk about cotton candy. There's a 100% chance I'm going to laugh and honk my nose at whatever you've got to say.